I ordered a big dollhouse from Toys R Us online. It arrived on my doorstep in a giant box with a huge full-color picture of the dollhouse and accessories on the side of the box. It wasn’t shipped in a plain cardboard box, no, it had to be a box that showed the entire world what was inside.
Now, why would a toy company ship toys right before Christmas in a box like this? The future recipients of this toy nearly saw the box and ruined their Christmas morning surprise. It was a true Christmas miracle that they looked out the wrong window when the delivery man rang the doorbell, and another miracle entirely that they didn’t open the door and see the box.
I emailed a complaint to Toys R Us customer service. Nowhere on the site does it state that the dollhouse would be shipped in a box with a picture of the contents on the side (I triple checked before sending the email). The site did state that gift wrap wasn’t available (I didn’t want it gift wrapped anyway). It also stated that the item would be shipped separately.
Now, when a customer takes the time to complain, you owe it to them, as the business, to respond in a thoughtful and considerate manner, especially when the customer points out a real error.
The customer service rep’s first instinct shouldn’t be to patronize the customer, tell the customer that the website has fine print that they obviously didn’t read (especially when that fine print doesn’t exist at all), and that you’ve exhausted everything you could possibly do for them (especially when you did nothing since that customer could tell you were reading the email for the first time while on the phone). The rep’s sarcastic tone didn’t help either, especially with someone long schooled in the fine art of sarcasm.
I didn’t want a refund or a free toy. I wanted the company shipping toys before Christmas to realize how stupid it is to ship a toy in a box that doesn’t hide the contents of the box from anyone who might see that box. A simple “I apologize” would have been sufficient. Even better would have been: “We’ll update the shipping information on the site to explain how the item is shipped.”
Instead, your botched customer service call turned my basic frustration into a personal commitment to boycott Toys R Us.
Bah Humbug, Geoffrey the Giraffe.


